Erudite Greaser

Ask me anything   The theater is life, all who pass through are given the opportunity to live as another. The library is a portal, all who read live many lives. 18 year old incoming college freshman. I live for the next novel to read and next Starkid production.. I'm in too many fandoms to list but I will post/reblog something from each of them eventually. I am a journalist so sometimes my fanfiction type writing is too formal.

Sims by eruditegreaser

So, I play Sims free play in my tablet and currently my character is married to Dean Winchester, but this morning or new neighbor moved in and he keeps flirting with my man… Why must my otp destiel overthrow my desire to marry dean myself?!

— 1 week ago with 1 note

angelwingkink:

miss-mixi:

If you played with Barbies,

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Polly Pockets,

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Beanie Babies,

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Tamagotchi,

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Slip N’ Slide,

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And Furbies,

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Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls

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On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,

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Collected and traded Pokemon cards,

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Wrote with Gel Pens,

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Wore butterfly clips,

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And Snap Bracelets,

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And remember watching these guys:

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reblog

I truly thought it’s gonna end with “then you’re old”

(Source: dappledthings21, via alesitchthathasacrushoncastiel)

— 1 week ago with 717773 notes

khaleesiis:

captain america: the winter soldier + tumblr

(via sherlocked-starkid-in-the-tardis)

— 2 weeks ago with 7525 notes

ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

(via sherlocked-starkid-in-the-tardis)

— 2 weeks ago with 212558 notes

stridersgeorg:

jolyneshepard:

dad-rock-davos:

unexplained-events:

In Seattle, Washington, an aged and allegedly “haunted” coke machine has been in the same spot for over fifteen years, but despite its outward appearance the machine is fully functional. In fact, the machine has always worked. Some of the drinks it dispenses are normal Coke products, but some are products that are no longer on the market and don’t exist any more. Some of the buttons are labeled as a “mystery” and give a random product when pushed. The business closest to it, a locksmith, state that they have never witnessed anyone restocking the machine at any time, No one ever has, and the mystery of it has attracted tons of people to test out the machine for themselves. It’s also pretty interesting to note that the prices for the sodas have risen over time, recently being from 55 cents to 75. I guess ghost machines have to pay the bills somehow.

I just looked it up and this is apparently real, what the hell

if this is real i’m going who’s with me

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— 2 weeks ago with 152254 notes

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

(via carry-on-and-can-u-not)

— 2 weeks ago with 748085 notes

*takes 19 selfies*

*deletes 22 selfies*

(Source: k999, via mickeyisabigolmo)

— 2 weeks ago with 410767 notes

carry-on-and-can-u-not:

k1mkardashian:

list of states that don’t exist:

maine
vermont
delaware
west virginia
iowa
missouri
arkansas
nebraska
north & south dakota
indiana

I am from Iowa and I can confirm that this is 100% accurate. We only pop into existence during presidential caucuses. Other than that we live in another dimension that is completely made out of corn

As a Nebraska born native, I can guarantee that Nebraska only exists in small patches of corn fields and husker stadium, the rest of the state does not actually exist..

— 2 weeks ago with 53661 notes
My friend and I watched avpm together

Me: You like plotting a garden and I like plotting to kill….
Friend: Holy crap, you are the voldemort to my quirrell!
Me: I am Lord Voldemort.

— 2 weeks ago
futurerevolutions:

ultrafacts:

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Strange how accurate it still is.

futurerevolutions:

ultrafacts:

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Strange how accurate it still is.

(via ultrafacts)

— 2 weeks ago with 5869 notes
Funny joke I heard

What should be the name of the border between Denmark and Germany?

The Dane-Ger zone.

(Credit to late night show with Jimmy Fallon YouTube videos)

— 1 month ago