Erudite Greaser

Ask me anything   The theater is life, all who pass through are given the opportunity to live as another. The library is a portal, all who read live many lives. 18 year old incoming college freshman. I live for the next novel to read and next Starkid production.. I'm in too many fandoms to list but I will post/reblog something from each of them eventually. I am a journalist so sometimes my fanfiction type writing is too formal.

"The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one."

J.D. Salinger

(from The Catcher in the Rye. Frequently removed from classrooms and school libraries because it is “unacceptable,” “obscene,” “blasphemous,” “negative,” “foul,” “filthy,” and “undermines morality.”)

Banned Books Week

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letsgoyoutubing:

waffle-os:

stitched-to-a-smile:

animechibileak123:

You also have these baby teenage mutant ninja turtles to protect you.

This is actually such a good tactic for people with serious anxiety problems. Thank you. Really. Omg.

Also immunity cat protects your blog from “if you don’t reblog I’m judging you” posts

!!!

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10 Daily Random Facts →

ultrafacts:

Hugs help to reduce blood pressure, tension and stress levels causing you to feel more open and trusting.

It only takes six minutes for the brain to react to alcohol.

Aside from being a founding father of the US, Benjamin Franklin also gave guitar lessons.

Fasting for 12-16 hours will reset…

— 19 hours ago with 4215 notes

sedirktive:

when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.

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Some Even Better Questions (pls)

1 What do you regularly do before bed?
2 Who would you say is there for you when you really need them?
3 If given the opportunity, where would you time travel and who would you bring with you on the adventure knowing that you're not going to alter anything in the present?
4 Is there anyone you miss a lot?
5 Favorite drink? (Alcoholic and non-alcoholic)
6 Do you smoke weed or cigarettes?
7 Would you help the last person you called/texted hide a dead body?
8 What would you take as a weapon if you were to go into a building to assassinate a crime lord that killed your family? Would you be discrete or go in and start killing people until you get to him?
9 What are three norms that you absolutely hate?
10 Who are your top three idols?
11 If you could go back to any point and time and do things differently, where would you go and why would you change things?
12 Your Pokemon team consists of six Pokemon, which six Pokemon would you choose to be on your team?
13 You have the opportunity to meet any musician, dead or alive. Who would you meet and why?
14 What was a constant thought that passed your mind today?
15 Are you going to school? What are your classes like/what's your major?
16 Favorite video game?
17 Something you know you shouldn't have done, but did anyway?
18 What is a television show that makes you want to strangle someone?
19 Most fucked up situation you have ever been in?
20 The last time you were hugged and you cried?
21 Who is your favorite character from a film?
22 Is there a film you can watch repeatedly and never get tired of it?
23 Make a list of bands/musicians that you recently started listening to.
24 Do you think you would do well in a zombie apocalypse?
25 If the world was ending and you had two hours before the Earth was destroyed, what would you do?
26 What was your first kiss like?
27 Favorite curse word(s)?
28 Who do you think would visit you if you were in the hospital?
29 What do you think of most when you're falling asleep?
30 If you had to choose between immortality, wealth, or any six concert tickets with the opportunity to go to any of those concerts from any time period, which would you choose?
31 What do you wish you could be doing right now?
32 Who is your favorite person in the world right now?
33 What do you think it would be like to have been born with a tail?
34 Do you like your name?
35 What would you do if two strangers started fighting in a convenience store full of people?
36 What are you looking forward to in the near future?
37 If you had to use three songs to define yourself, which three would you use?
38 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CAPITALIZATION LIKE THIS!?
39 How do you feel about humanity?
40 What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
41 Do you have a Tumblr crush? What would you do if you had the chance to hangout with them?
42 What do you want to do with your life?
43 Which of your friends is the funniest?
44 Where do you go when you feel like shit?
45 What is holding you back from doing something you really want to do?
46 What state do you live in?
47 Would you ever hangout with someone you met on here?
48 When was the last time you got home and actually fell asleep withing ten minutes of making contact with your bed?
49 What really turns you on?
50 What is a memory that you're very fond of?
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Me:I'll sleep early tonight and get a good 8 hours
Me:*watches entire season of tv show*
Me:*reads every book i own*
Me:*goes on quest to find the holy grail*
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turtlecactus:

hellolaurenlopez:

WHO WANTS TO COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND WATCH STARKID MUSICALS AND SING ALONG AND EAT ICE CREAM AND CRY A LITTLE BIT ABOUT LIFE JUST FOR ONCE

PLEASE

YES PLEASE

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gamsee:

IT MAKES ME REALLY HAPPY WHEN PEOPLE REFER TO ME AS THEIR FRIEND WHOA. FRIEND

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hipster-finland:

aph-iceyland:

starbucksofficiall:

twooping:

wealthyhugepenis:

richwhitelesbian:

batreaux:

how can text posts be nsfw

sometimes if you say the f word or the s word

whats the s word

sweden

The f word is finland

SWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLANDSWEDENFINLAND

good lord watch your language jesus finland christ

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hellish-fallen-angel:

profoundly-fallen-angel:

vibraslapper:

petition for jeff padalecki, josh ackles, and sasha collins to make a tv show called “paranormal” where it’s exactly like supernatural but instead of actually killing anything they run away crying.

PETITION SIGNED

PETITION SIGNED x900000000000000000000000000000000000

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