Erudite Greaser

Ask me anything   The theater is life, all who pass through are given the opportunity to live as another. The library is a portal, all who read live many lives. 18 year old incoming college freshman. I live for the next novel to read and next Starkid production.. I'm in too many fandoms to list but I will post/reblog something from each of them eventually. I am a journalist so sometimes my fanfiction type writing is too formal.

Funny joke I heard

What should be the name of the border between Denmark and Germany?

The Dane-Ger zone.

(Credit to late night show with Jimmy Fallon YouTube videos)

— 1 week ago
Finally found a picture that matches my life motto

Finally found a picture that matches my life motto

— 1 week ago

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°

(via i-quafflecat)

— 1 month ago with 501927 notes
hot-n-spicy-preston:

talk-to-me-i-m-torn:

lichanlin:

mindmyiswhere:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

OHMYGOD.

Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog.

GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR

hot-n-spicy-preston:

talk-to-me-i-m-torn:

lichanlin:

mindmyiswhere:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

OHMYGOD.

Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog.

GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR

(Source: xxmelissaxx, via angelsandaliensspndw)

— 2 months ago with 468783 notes

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

I find your acquaintance delightful and desire to converse with you more frequently.

(via thesoundofmyotpgettingmarried)

— 2 months ago with 273328 notes

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

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the thing

(Source: jewishsanta, via angelsandaliensspndw)

— 2 months ago with 359830 notes

evergreenpadlock:

Starkid challenge Day 15:  halfway done, gifspam

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(Source: almost-starship-ranger)

— 2 months ago with 18 notes

obsessesover:

 I WAS ON FACEBOOK OK????

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I SAW THIS I WAS LIKE “No way Omg they probably only used this for the cover image so i looked through it…

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 I AM SCREAMING

— 2 months ago with 28 notes
hpfangirl98:

That one kid that has that really weird name

hpfangirl98:

That one kid that has that really weird name

— 2 months ago with 121 notes

eatyourpie:

unicorn-ghost:

i’ve been waiting for this photoset my whole life

thank you

yesyes

(Source: neoproxeh, via hunter-in-sherlocks-tardis)

— 2 months ago with 222166 notes
stop scrolling. now.

opkomstfout:

stop whatever you’re doing

just stop

breathe

you’ll be ok

if you see this, somebody cares

times are tough, but somebody cares.

you should NEVER feel like you deserve to die, and you don’t

don’t do it. not tonight, not tomorrow, not ever

don’t do it because somebody cares

don’t do it because there is so much more to you than sadness

(Source: opkft, via hunter-in-sherlocks-tardis)

— 2 months ago with 148925 notes

real-scars-fake-smiles:

Married life with Ellen and Portia.

IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING

(Source: kayytx, via hunter-in-sherlocks-tardis)

— 2 months ago with 609234 notes
I’m almost certain Monty Python was written about high school

When the teacher is talking about personal issues

When someone insults you and you need a comeback

How to explain your school to other people

— 2 months ago with 2 notes